You Honked I Parked Funny Driver Shirt Sarcastic Coffee Lover T Shirt
Some people use turn signals. Some use patience. And some choose sarcasm.
This funny statement tee features a confident coffee-loving woman paired with the bold phrase "You Honked. I Parked." Perfect for drivers who appreciate a little humor, a little attitude, and absolutely no unnecessary backseat parking advice.
Whether you're navigating crowded parking lots, surviving the morning commute, running errands, or grabbing your favorite coffee, this design delivers the perfect blend of sass and confidence. It's a relatable conversation starter for anyone who has ever been rushed, honked at, or judged while trying to park.
Made from premium garment-dyed cotton, this heavyweight unisex tee offers a soft lived-in feel from the very first wear. The relaxed fit pairs effortlessly with jeans, leggings, shorts, or your favorite casual layers, making it a go-to choice for everyday comfort.
Built to last, the pre-shrunk cotton fabric helps maintain its shape while reinforced stitching provides durability for years of wear. Available in multiple colors and sizes, this shirt is perfect for anyone whose patience has limits but whose sense of humor remains fully intact.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight yet soft after garment dyeing
- Garment-dyed after construction for a vintage, lived-in color and texture
- Relaxed fit with tubular (no side seams) construction for clean lines and reduced fabric waste
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams and sewn-in label for longevity
- Available S–4XL (select partners) and in 58 colors; pre-shrunk for consistent sizing
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, [email protected], 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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